HEY! DO YOU WANT TO FEEL
SO MAN-ERGETIC? THEN TRY
KAKARU'S "THE COMMANDER!" IT'S A MANLY MOC FOR MEN!
MAN-MOCS! IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL
SO MANLY, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PUNCH COMETS! THAT'S RIGHT,
COMETS! COMET HALE-BOPP WILL BE LIKE "HURR I'MMA CHUNK OF DIRTY ICE AND ROCK" AND YOU'LL BE LIKE "SCREWWW YOUUU" AND SHOOT IT IN THE FACE WITH YOUR MAN-GUN! IT'S LIKE A SOLID HUNK OF TESTOSTERONE MADE OF LEGO! LEGOSTERONE!

CHEST HAIR! RUNNING ALL THE TIME! BAAGH! SPORTS! BAAGH!